First off, you all know I’m a dirty perv and love a bit of filth and smut, but I wanted to go on record and tell the jury and the good people of the court that I by no means enjoyed Fifty Shades of Grey as a book and refused to read the sequels. It was so badly written and about as sexy as watching paint dry. Now I can safely say the movie was just as shitful and equally disappointing. Alas, you also know I am a sucker for a goodies bag and that’s precisely what sucked me in to go and watch the new movie with a bunch of friends last Friday. That and also an opportunity to put together a pun-tastic OOTD!
Here I paid homage to the movie by wearing all
fifty three shades of grey and combined my Kmart monochrome pattern pants with a black Cotton On tank. I then finished off the ensemble with my chunky faux pearls, my grey snake skin clutch and red heels – a nod to the “red room” if you don’t hardly mind! And yes, if you didn’t notice, THE BOB IS BACK baby!
Have you seen or read Fifty Shades of Boring? What did you think? Do you have any recommendations for any sexy books that are filthy? I’m asking for a friend of course!
These reviews of 50 Shades of Grey are just brilliant and perfectly sum up my thoughts exactly!! Enjoy 🙂
- Fifty Shades of Grey is the Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen
- 63 Things I Wrote Down While Watching 50 Shades of Grey