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OOTD: 50 Shades of Oh Heeeeeeeeey!!

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First off, you all know I’m a dirty perv and love a bit of filth and smut, but I wanted to go on record and tell the jury and the good people of the court that I by no means enjoyed Fifty Shades of Grey as a book and refused to read the sequels. It was so badly written and about as sexy as watching paint dry. Now I can safely say the movie was just as shitful and equally disappointing. Alas, you also know I am a sucker for a goodies bag and that’s precisely what sucked me in to go and watch the new movie with a bunch of friends last Friday. That and also an opportunity to put together a pun-tastic OOTD!

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Here I paid homage to the movie by wearing all fifty three shades of grey and combined my Kmart monochrome pattern pants with a black Cotton On tank. I then finished off the ensemble with my chunky faux pearls, my grey snake skin clutch and red heels – a nod to the “red room” if you don’t hardly mind! And yes, if you didn’t notice, THE BOB IS BACK baby!

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Have you seen or read Fifty Shades of Boring? What did you think? Do you have any recommendations for any sexy books that are filthy? I’m asking for a friend of course!

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These reviews of 50 Shades of Grey are just brilliant and perfectly sum up my thoughts exactly!! Enjoy 🙂

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  1. Ugh. That book…I read some very short passages over the shoulders of commuters on my train and couldn’t get past a paragraph. What drivel. Life is too short and there are too many amazing books I haven’t read yet to waste my time on that!! Will most definitely not be seeing the movie.

  2. The books were horrible and the only way I would see the movie is if someone paid me to see it. As for sexy filthy books, have you read the Black Dagger Brotherhood novels? They are by J.R. Ward. The characters are vampires, so if you don’t like supernatural stories you may not like it, but I encourage and almost beg you to at least read the first one.

      • Then you will definitely love Black Dagger Brotherhood. It’s fantastic! Lords of the Underworld by Gena Showalter is another juicy series. As well as Women of the Otherworld by Kelly Armstrong. Fallen Angels series by J.R. Ward is supposed to be good too. And I hear that Laurell K. Hamilton writes some juicy stuff too.

        Sorry, I dug out my list of books I have read and books I want to read. But try the Black Dagger Brotherhood first. lol

  3. Holy smokes you are GORGEOUS! Girl! You are killin’ it in the fashion stakes, seriously. Much love.

    And as for 50 Shades of Shit, I couldn’t agree more. I think I hate it just a little bit *more* than the average person since the main character shares my name (and don’t even get me started on how much flack I’ve copped from friends for that one!).

  4. Yes the books were shit as shit can be. Also will be skipping the movie. And I love the bob, I chopped mine the other day and love it. But I am jealous of your waves, they look hot!

    • I highly recommend skipping and just tuning into SBS late on a Friday night if you want a bit of slap and tickle action!

      Oh I want to see your hair. Mine is just some hot roller action – otherwise it’s dead straight. 🙂 xo

      • Mine is wavy but naturally wavy which means it just looks messy and has no definition. I might share a pic soon but my profile pic on Instagram is new.

        And SBS, yes! I used to think it was a porno channel when I was a younger, it seemed like someone was always naked on it!

  5. If well written sexy books are what you are after, you must, must, MUST read the Beauty series by Anne Rice written under the pseudonym AN Roquelaure. They drive home the idea that 50 Shades is rubbish. And it looks like, 20 years after the series was written, she’s releasing another book. Maybe she’s cashing in on this new-found mainstream acceptance of S&M, but 50 Shades fans won’t know what hit them. (Ha! Kinda punny). Anne Rice knocks it out of the park. Seriously read the books.

    • That sounds amazing! The only Anne Rice I’ve read is Interview With The Vampire which I enjoyed and I think she’s a good writer, so I will definitely have to check those out!! Thanks for the tip! xo

  6. I actually hated the book. I couldn’t get myself to read the others, I also had a hard time finishing it. Everybody’s been mixed on their opinions on the movie. I still have no clue if my sister liked it or not. She’s read all three books, and my mom is working on reading the second book I think.

    My recommendations are Nobody’s Angel by Kallypso Masters. It is a BDSM book as well, but I think it’s a lot better story line than 50 Shades. Lastly there’s Sweet Addiction by J. Daniels, it’s actually dirty and hilarious!

  7. Reports are flooding in of a London woman slain by the hotness of her favourite fashionista! MA’AM!! It’s too early for me to be shrieking like this! Bahahaha you know I read the book out of curiosity when you told me how bad it was. The movie was a hot mess, I couldn’t stop cackling! This OUTFIT THO. I loooove it! And your hair looks hawt! #Boblife! I will spank you for those shoes ♥

  8. I agree with you. I didn’t like the book either. I think the girl has no personality and the guy…well, he’s just a combination of what women are supposed to like (super-rich, good-looking,..- I hope not the control-freak-part). I didn’t finish the first novel (I stopped at the part where he follows her to her mother’s place or something). Maybe I’m not the best judge, since I have only read a small part of the series. (I do hope so!) I’m not going to watch the movie. Or maybe I will, someday, when I’m bored. 😀 Like your pictures and outfit 🙂

    • YASSSSS! This is exactly what I said; he’s some kind of fucked up combo of all the traits women are supposed think are attractive. He’s just down right creepy and obsessive, not sure how that could be seemed as desirable LOL! Thanks for reading xo

  9. “Shitful”. Great adjective. Adding to my vocab now. Anyways, I think 50 was lame-ass as a book, and didn’t finish the first, much less sequels, and will not go see the movie. However, you look gorg as always!

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